Archie Lonsdale
Vital statistics
Gender Male
Age Middle Aged
Nationality English
Occupation Author
Location Rome, Italy
Eye Colour Blue
Hair Colour Brown
Status Alive
Appearance Broken Sword: The Angel of Death

Archie Lonsdale is a homeless man who lives outside Anna-Maria's apartment.

He is later seen next to the Monastery of the Order of St Michael entrance.

Broken Sword: The Angel of DeathEdit

He came from England to write an encyclopaedia about alcohol, named "Tipples Round the Globe".

He is easily distracted by beautiful women, such as Nico .

He is said to have a secret stash of booze, which turns out the be the Vatican wine-cellar, where Archie saves George and Anna-Maria by knocking out an evil monk with a wine bottle.

Topics of ConversationEdit

  • Golf Club.
  • Mark's Car.
  • Key to Apartment Block.
  • Brother Mark.
  • Archie Lonsdale.
  • Archie Being distracted.
  • Nico.
  • Half Empty Bottle of Meths.


  • Archie: "The Right Honorable The Viscount Lonsdale. But you can call me Lord Lonsdale".
  • Archie: "What a girl. Face of an angel and the body of a Valkyrie Warrior Maiden". (Talks about Nico)


  • He never calls George by his name, always uses another.
  • Nico reminds Archie to his wife.
  • He got drunk, ran off with a nurse and opened a bar in Palermo.
  • Archie is 148th in line to the throne of England (He thinks).
  • A few years back he was doing his party trick on the streets of Paris. Uncle Archy, The Juggling Clown. 
  • Archie never went to school.


  • All hail Lord Lonsdale!
  • George stealing the old codger's mouldy bread