- "It's a necklace".
- "Oh, sure. Made out of steel wire?"
- "Heh-Heh! That's right- a necklace for my pretty one! When my little lover feels it round her slender neck she'll be mine, all mine!" HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!
- -Ron and George
He suffers from Hay Fever (Pollinosis) which makes him sneeze, a lot. Also, he has an interesting sense of humour, assuming it's humour.
- He firmly believes the Castle of Lochmarne is haunted.
- What he doesn't know, is that he is thought to be the Lochmarne Phantom due to the terrorific noises he makes when he sneezes while he is near the castle.